2009 LOST ITEMS

Dr. Carl's big board of stuff is imposing, daunting and a little bit sexy. There are many lost things on it. Help us find them. Return them to us & convince an official that you deserve a semi-fabulous reward...collect a semi-fabulous reward.

1. A new bike for Meghan
2. Cockblocker
3. Decendent of Charles Darwin
4. Fart on cue
5. Jellybean sculpture
6. Original Musical Composition re: Burning Man
7. Recite the US Army’s 3 General Orders
8. Soccer mom
9. Somali Pirate
10. Super Soaker
11. Surviving object from Burning Man, year 1
12. Watermelon
13. Working from Burning Man (what's wrong with you?)
14. SAFE FOR WORK” donkey show
15. 1 hippy-free hour
16. 10 One-Armed Pushups
17. 15+ year burner
18. 3 tiered human pyramid
19. 3-generation burner family
20. 8 months pregnant
21. A wireless signal
22. Absinthe
23. Acapella version of Welcome to the Jungle
24. Alcohol donation
25. An Ode to Dust
26. Anthropological study on Burning Man
27. Anyone accosted by a Burnier Than Thou
28. Ass Paddle (better to beat you with)
29. Assless overalls
30. Astronaut
31. Auction caller
32. Awesome Paper Airplane
33. B-list or higher celebrity
34. Back from the Dead
35. Barbie saved from death camp
36. Bed bath AND beyond
37. Belly dancer
38. Ben Dover, Chanda Lear, etc. (Crazy Given Name)
39. Best ass on the playa
40. Best penis on the playa
41. Best scar on the playa
42. Best tatas on the playa
43. Best va-jay-jay on the playa
44. Biking under the influence
45. Bitter Burner
46. Blank stare
47. Boomerang w/ demonstration
48. Branding/scarification
49. Brewery resident
50. Broadway performer
51. Bubbles
52. Buddha vs. Jesus
53. Cancer survivor
54. Caveman
55. Closeted gay
56. Coffee Donation
57. Concerned Citizen w concern
58. contortionist
59. Convincing Celebrity Lookalike
60. Copy of "On the origin of species"
61. Cougar and prey
62. Couple willing to be wed
63. Creative Cursing Cuntest
64. Crystal ball w/ prophecy
65. Dad?
66. Daredevil with feat
67. Darwin Fish
68. David Bowie Eyes
69. Deep Massage
70. Dinosaur
71. DPW worker
72. Dr. Carl camp doppelganger
73. Dr. Carl’s Camp Groupie
74. Dr. named Carl
75. Drunk furry
76. Drunken Texan
77. Dust storm dance
78. Edible outfit
79. El Chupacabra
80. elected official in public office
81. Evolution/Intelligent Design Debate
82. Extra Digit
83. Family of 5+
84. Firefighter
85. Flip-Flopper
86. Flying Spaghetti Monster
87. Foppish Ne'er-Do-Well
88. Found Person
89. French maid
90. From the Southern Hemisphere
91. Genitalia puppetry
92. Gerlach/Empire Resident
93. Giant Cake with Person Inside
94. Girl Scout cookies
95. Glass Eye
96. Gold teeth
97. Guy taller than Vaughn
98. Hairiest ass on the playa
99. Hairy Larvae (will consider Larry Harvey)
100. Handlebar mustache
101. Hero
102. High school sweethearts
103. Hitler mustache
104. HMS Bounty
105. Holy cow
106. Holy Grail
107. Honeymooners
108. I am missing first week of college to be here
109. I was dragged to Burning Man
110. I've lived in 10 different countries
111. I've ridden 5 different animals
112. Ice cream for ALL Dr. Carl members present
113. Insect as Food
114. Introspective Soliloquy Ending With A Transcendental Epiphany
115. Issue of Piss Clear
116. Juggling Act
117. Kabuki performance
118. Knight
119. Land Shark
120. Language barrier
121. Large-scale Origami
122. Largest Boobs on the Playa
123. Levitation
124. Lost clown
125. Lost keys
126. Lost Person
127. Madoff Victim
128. Man hands on a girl
129. Manimal
130. Married, divorced and remarried couple
131. Meteorite
132. MILF
133. Millionaire
134. Monkeys
135. Multiple personalities
136. Musical Bike
137. Naked Virgin Burner
138. Nitrous oxide (donation)
139. Nobel Prize Recipient
140. Obscure soda
141. Oldest Burner 2009
142. Opera Singer
143. Origami
144. Perform an Aria
145. Periodic Table of the Elements
146. Phrenologist
147. Picture from a previous burn
148. Picture in front of the trash fence
149. Piece of the Berlin Wall
150. Pink Slip (received for attending BM?)
151. Pizza
152. Plane/Boat crash survivor
153. Playa wookie
154. Polaroid of someone at trash fence
155. Polygamist
156. Potent potable
157. Previous year Dr. Carl winner
158. Published Author
159. Puppet show
160. Puss n boots
161. Really Damn Good Magic Trick
162. Regrettable name
163. Regrettable tattoo
164. Regrettable/botched plastic surgery
165. Rockettes kickline (4+ people)
166. Saw Player (as Instrument)
167. Segway
168. Self felatio
169. Sexually suggestive beer kozy
170. Silly Putty
171. Slanket
172. Slow motion fight
173. Someone missing a limb
174. Someone missing half their teeth
175. Someone on at least 5 substances
176. Someone we know that we didn't know was coming
177. Someone who can make us smile
178. Someone who’s been to space (100 miles up)
179. Someone who’s in the mile-deep club
180. Something that no one present has ever seen before
181. Speeding ticket received
182. Splits 3 ways
183. Standup routine (must be deemed funny by Dr Carlians to win)
184. Star wars trivia head to head vs. Chris
185. Start A Fire With Two Sticks
186. Steam-punk couple
187. Stitches
188. straight, same-sex make-out session
189. Strawberry Shortcake
190. Swingers
191. Sword swallower
192. Tall drink of water
193. Tango Performance
194. Team switch
195. The missing link
196. Three blind mice
197. Thunder Dome victor
198. Time Machine
199. Titty tassels (bonus if can twirl in opp directions)
200. Too much information/oversharing
201. Transitional Fossil
202. Tuvan Throat Singing
203. Under skin implants (not breast)
204. Unitard
205. Vacuum Cleaner
206. Ventriloquist
207. Vestigial Tail
208. Voo doo doll/child/lady
209. Walk of shame
210. Weekender willing to be berated by Meghan
211. Witch Trial
212. Worst lesbian ever
213. Write a poem on someone (like, actually on them)
214. WTF IS THAT???
215. Yodeler
216. Your Birthday Today
217. Your Mom