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Dr. Carl's Department of Collections

Mailing Address:

Recipient's Name (+ description if needed)
Dr. Carl's Dept. of Collections
TBD
c/o BRCPO
Burning Man
Black Rock City, NV 89412

Summary:

Dr. Carl's big board of stuff is imposing, daunting and a little bit sexy. Pick something from our big board, go out and find that something. Return to us, convince an official that you deserve a fantastic reward...collect a fantastic reward.

Physical Description:

The largest physical structure of our camp, after Vaughn, will be our 2 big boards of things to find. The board is about 15' high, 35' long and 8-10' deep. One board will contain all of the items/people we hope the community will find and bring back to us. To mesh with the theme each board will be contain artwork. As items are found they are moved from one board to the other thus revealing one piece of art while concealing another. Our camp will also include a 20' diameter dome+shade shelter, multiple camping tents shaded by an 80' quonset hut, a 5-ton truck, 5ish cars, 2-3 grey water evaporation pools and a burn barrel. Our small, discreet generator will live amongst the parked cars to dampen the sound. We will run the generator only intermittently when needed (mostly for work lights when setting up/tearing down).

Interactivity Description:

Dr. Carl's big board will be split into two large boards. On one board will be multiple items for the community to procure. These items will range from the small and mundane to the large and art car-ish. Our goal is to send people off to interact with the city around them and then return to us for a fantastic reward and a small celebration for completing the task. Be it a stamp from the BRCPO or a person dressed like an elephant we are sure the variety of people and things to find will provide entertainment and community wide interaction for all involved. Once an item is found the participant must return to us with said item and we will bestow upon them a semi-fantastic reward for completing the task!

Our hope is to involve as many different people and inspire their interaction with as many different people as possible. We look forward to not only encourage interaction with our camp and neighborhood (at 4:30 and A, if we could be so bold) but amongst the entire BRC community.

Safety, Fire and otherwise

Safety third. Di is our official Fire Safety Liason (perhaps she can wear a hat denoting such). Chris and Brigid are Fire Saftey Liasonettes. As for general well being, the big ol' First Aid kit will be in the kitchen and we'll have everyone's medical info on file, safely tucked away since we'll never need it.

Clean Up:

Dr. Carl's camp uses a cleverly desgined chore chart to make sure everyone pulls their weight and keeps camp tidy and moop free. There are daily checks for moop and any loose trash is sealed in bags and thrown in the truck. In the event wind picks up or a high wind warning comes around the whole camp works to make sure our camp doesn't end up in someone else's.

Final cleanup will entail the breaking down of camp and dividing our area into a grid. This grid will make it easy for all campers involved to scour for any moop. We will also have daily scans of our camp and surrounding area to make sure nothing is out of place. Our burn barrel will sit upon cynder blocks to prevent playa scarring. All grey water will be evaporated from our 10'x 15' evaporation pools with new and improved chicken wire evaporation system.", 'In an effort to leave the playa as we found it we will take the following steps to ensure minimal impact:',

  • Clean up day will be Monday
  • All wooden tiles on the big board will be screwed to the board securely to prevent achievement of wind motivated flight
  • Many heavy duty garbage bags, and cans, to haul trash out in our truck
  • Altoid tins for cigarette butts
  • Rebar for staking everything down
  • Sledge, vice grips, crow bar and work gloves for removing rebar
  • All food will be stripped of packaging before arrival
  • Excess wood will be burned
  • All ashes from the burn barrel will be sealed in big rubbermaid containers for clean hauling

Our presence is firmly LNT.

Layout

Dr. Carl Layout

2009 TILE LIST

The 2008 top 50 evolved tile list is up

here's the link (same place as before people)

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=rmbMhsPFokgoX8jhi4YcMog&hl=en

the separate tabs show top 50, top 100 and full votes

~enjoy

instructions! saves for future voting uses

find the first free column (B1-20 something) and cast your vote.

Key:

1 = keep for 2009

0 (the number please) = get the f-to-the-uck off the list (we're sick of explaining what that is)

2009 "Lost" Suggestions (MEGHAN WANTS 50 FROM EACH OF US PEOPLE)

  1. One-Eyed Sir John Thomas
  2. WTF IS THAT???
  3. lolcat
  4. Land Shark
  5. Vacuum Cleaner
  6. Creative Cursing Cuntest
  7. A Carl Coffee Mug
  8. Barrister(with wig)
  9. Strawberry Shortcake
  10. Mungo or Mango
  11. Purple Rain
  12. Introspective Soliloquy Ending With A Transcendental Epiphany
  13. Borshcht
  14. Levitation
  15. Awesome Paper Ariplane
  16. Tuvan Throat Singing
  17. Transitional Fossil
  18. Weather Balloon
  19. 10 One-Armed Pushups
  20. Evolution/Intelligent Design Debate
  21. Anableps
  22. Vestigial Tail
  23. Meteorite
  24. Start A Fire With Two Sticks
  25. Primordial Ooze
  26. Humboldt Fog
  27. Foppish Ne'er-Do-Well
  28. Butt Plug (Unused)
  29. Carnivorous Plant
  30. Extra Digit
  31. Sarah Palin Devotee
  32. Convincing Celebrity Lookalike
  33. Ship Of Fools
  34. Lost Person
  35. Found Person
  36. Coprolite
  37. My Little Pony
  38. Jive Talker
  39. Flautist
  40. Larry Harvey Bobblehead
  41. Sagittal Crest
  42. Phrenologist
  43. Crumpets
  44. Claymore
  45. Frappuccino
  46. Really Damn Good Magic Trick
  47. Bearded Clam
  48. Deep Massage
  49. Bitter Burner
  50. David Bowie Eyes
  51. picture from a previous burn
  52. “SAFE FOR WORK” donkey show (requested by coffee zombies)
  53. “Dirty Dozens” (yo’ momma battle)
  54. picture in front of the trash fence
  55. caveman
  56. weekender willing to be berated by Meghan
  57. tall drink of water
  58. 3 tiered human pyramid
  59. cheer battle
  60. pi to the 10th digit
  61. best scar on the playa
  62. playa wookie
  63. the missing link
  64. biking under the influence
  65. fondue
  66. Dr. Horrible
  67. edible outfit
  68. akward silence
  69. bad case of playa foot
  70. someone who can make us smile
  71. umbrella – ella –eh –eh
  72. performance of ‘La Vie Boheme’
  73. ART CAR DRAG RACE
  74. Dr. Carl’s Camp Groupie
  75. portable CD player
  76. Musical Bike
  77. Sham-wow
  78. slanket
  79. handlebar mustache
  80. greek alphabet sung to ‘itsy bitsy spider’
  81. three legged race
  82. extra digit
  83. demonstration of the 5 ballet positions
  84. multiple personalities
  85. auction caller
  86. slow motion fight
  87. overly dramatic monologue
  88. Your Birthday Today
  89. anti-gravity
  90. steam-punk couple
  91. barbie saved from deathcamp
  92. BDSM demonstration
  93. dreamcatcher
  94. kachina doll
  95. used pregnancy test
  96. hitchhiker
  97. brand marks
  98. under skin implants (not breast)
  99. walk of shame
  100. high school sweethearts
  101. Black fingernails
  102. Jump rope
  103. Illiterate
  104. Dirty joke
  105. Hero
  106. Hand stand
  107. Cowboy boots
  108. Polygamist
  109. Knight
  110. Braces
  111. Lunch box
  112. Picnic Basket
  113. Plane/Boat crash survivor
  114. Cartoonist
  115. Large brow ridge
  116. Radio show/Talk show host
  117. bikini
  118. Someone missing half their teeth
  119. Fauxhawk
  120. Belly dancer
  121. Homeless person
  122. John Smith
  123. Daruma
  124. ipod
  125. Christmas ornament
  126. I've lived in 10 different countries
  127. I've ridden 5 different animals
  128. Mobster
  129. Broadway performer
  130. Dictionary
  131. Baseball Bat
  132. Model
  133. Disposable Camera
  134. Nike Hightops
  135. Dentist
  136. I was dragged to Burning Man
  137. Post It
  138. speeding ticket received
  139. cloth shopping bag
  140. Big League Chew
  141. Segway
  142. Juggling Act
  143. Season Ticket Holder
  144. Animal Trainer
  145. menagerie (glass or otherwise)
  146. puppet show
  147. kabuki performance
  148. rotary phone
  149. shark tooth
  150. burlesque show
  151. standup routine (must be deemed funny by Dr Carlians to win)
  152. Martian
  153. Venutian
  154. Plutonian (sorry you don't have a planet)
  155. snowflake
  156. gold teeth
  157. paper lantern
  158. titty tassels (bonus if can twirl in opp directions)
  159. skunk
  160. origami
  161. rainbow toe socks
  162. swingers
  163. new fairy tale
  164. orchid
  165. mothra
  166. godzilla
  167. lighter w/ union jack
  168. polka dots
  169. crystal ball w/ prophecy
  170. rhinestone cowboy
  171. Buddha vs Jesus
  172. worst lesbian ever
  173. bobble head
  174. star wars trivia head to head vs Chris
  175. bed bath AND beyond
  176. spirit guide
  177. jack skellington
  178. abe lincoln
  179. Wonder woman
  180. Back from the Dead
  181. Cancer survior
  182. Rosary Beeds
  183. Benoit Balls
  184. Johnson and Johnson
  185. Evolution of Man
  186. Lost clown
  187. Plastic hammer
  188. Ass Paddle (better to beat you with)
  189. Three blind mice
  190. Bubbles
  191. Assless overalls
  192. Lone ranger
  193. deathstar
  194. Baby pink elephants
  195. Fertility idol
  196. Power converters
  197. Gremlin
  198. Puss n boots
  199. Tow truck
  200. Dust storm dance
  201. Quinoa
  202. Knight rider
  203. Reagan mask
  204. Grass (the kind dogs pee on)
  205. Stickman
  206. Trolley car
  207. bacon scented air-freshener
  208. Lost keys
  209. spectator shoes
  210. Leaves of change
  211. Too much information/oversharing
  212. Branding/scarification
  213. Devolution
  214. Meghan approved "Fashionista"
  215. Local 705/ 44 member
  216. Man in a grey flannel suit
  217. Unaplogetic Kansan
  218. Voo doo doll/child/lady
  219. Ragin' Cajun
  220. Ditto Head
  221. Bio Diesel Art car
  222. Someone who didn"t stop at the Reno Wal-Mart
  223. FLying Spaghetti Monster
  224. Monkeys
  225. Swift Boater
  226. Flip-Flopper
  227. Undecided Voter
  228. Area Man/Woman
  229. Concerned Citizen w concern
  230. Hairy Larvae (will consider Larry Harvey)
  231. Hoosier
  232. Dad?
  233. Witch Trial
  234. Noble gas (must prove nobility)
  235. Cold Fusion
  236. Sexually suggestive beer kozy
  237. French maid
  238. End times
  239. Man hands on a girl
  240. Side boob
  241. Skinny genes
  242. Canadian tuxedo
  243. Tom girl
  244. Sticky fingers
  245. Sailor Poon
  246. Jamba Jews
  247. American Idol auditioner
  248. Regrettable name
  249. Manimal
  250. Language barrier
  251. Cougar and prey
  252. Team switch
  253. Regrettable/botched plastic surgery
  254. Stitches
  255. Obscure soda
  256. Married, divorced and remarried couple
  257. Tongue lashing
  258. Spin the bottle, 1 round
  259. Someone who’s been to space (100 miles up)
  260. Someone who’s in the mile-deep club
  261. Recite the US Army’s 3 General Orders – (check w Barney for text)
  262. A wireless signal
  263. Ice cream
  264. A one-act with more than 3 characters
  265. A parachute
  266. MRE
  267. A new bike for Meghan (we can put this one up repeatedly as necessary)
  268. A REMF
  269. Something that no one present has ever seen before
  270. An Issue of Boy’s Life
  271. Boy Scout Handbook
  272. An Eagle Scout
  273. A (what is the top of Girl Scouts?)
  274. Girl Scout cookies
  275. Perform an Aria
  276. Follow a Dr. Carlian around for 1 hour carrying shade or a fanning said Carlian
  277. Demonstrate something we choose to incorporate into Dr. Carl’s next year e.g. Trout’s monkey hut
  278. A verified Tweet mentioning Dr. Carl’s
  279. Pinhole camera
  280. Original Musical Composition re: Burning Man
  281. Waldo (of Where's Waldo)
  282. Time Machine
  283. Tumbleweed
  284. Large-scale Origami
  285. Periodic Table of the Elements
  286. Gigolo
  287. Giant Cake with Person Inside
  288. Opera Singer
  289. Largest Boobs on the Playa
  290. Glass Eye
  291. Different Colored Eyes (Not Contacts)
  292. Millionaire
  293. Jar of Fireflies
  294. Saw Player (as Instrument)
  295. Ben Dover, Chanda Lear, etc. (Crazy Given Name)
  296. Ventriloquist
  297. Android
  298. Yodeler
  299. Balthier
  300. Oldest Burner 2009
  301. Pacemaker
  302. Full Body Cast
  303. Love Potion #9
  304. Published Author
  305. anorak
  306. chaps
  307. unitard
  308. rotary phone
  309. Swatch watch
  310. MILF
  311. Bela Lugosi lookalike
  312. The Missing Link (although I think he's already a member of our camp)
  313. Iraq II/Afghanistan war veteran
  314. Tour Jeté (5 basic positions is too boring)
  315. Splits 3 ways
  316. Categorical Imperative
  317. Noumenon
  318. from the Southern Hemisphere
  319. boomerang w/ demonstration
  320. Tourette's Syndrome
  321. Platypus
  322. Cockney accent
  323. magic potion recipe
  324. hairiest ass on the playa
  325. I've been to the Galapagos Islands
  326. (HMS) Beagle
  327. Holy Grail
  328. human organ
  329. telemarketer
  330. demigod
  331. honey
  332. manna
  333. psychologist
  334. someone who hates The Big Lebowski (my mom's suggestion)
  335. family of 5+
  336. daredevil with feat
  337. ramps
  338. anthropological study on Burning Man
  339. spicy rack
  340. My Little Pony
  341. white collar crime prosecutor
  342. Fart on cue
  343. parachute
  344. potent potable
  345. Hitler mustache
  346. surviving object from Burning Man, year 1
  347. El Chupacabra
  348. Octopus
  349. piece of the Berlin Wall
  350. heavy metal band member
  351. my bailout
  352. Sudoku champion
  353. unrepentant Obama voter
  354. orange-on-a-toothpick
  355. halitosis
  356. refugee
  357. SuperSoaker
  358. gynecologist
  359. aquiline nose
  360. 8 months pregnant
  361. I am missing first week of college to be here
  362. Dr. Carl's PA (physician's assistant)
  363. Cockblocker
  364. Jim Belushi stunt
  365. Darwin Fish
  366. Hairy Larvae
  367. 6 foot monkey
  368. Rockettes kickline (4+ people)
  369. Acapella version of Welcome to the Jungle
  370. anyone accosted by a Burnier Than Thou
  371. first day virgin burner who has water and is wearing sunscreen
  372. old suitcase-style mobile phone
  373. cassette player with tape
  374. Liberace costume/memorabilia
  375. edible insect product
  376. ThunderDome victor
  377. Space Cowboy (only if they explain wtf they do)
  378. Artist of one of the BRAF-funded art installations
  379. Lucky Kitty
  380. Re-creation of the opening on The A-Team
  381. Ballerina on pointe
  382. Reality TV Star
  383. Prolonged Wheelie
  384. An Ode to Dust
  385. Insect as Food
  386. Elephant
  387. Near Death Experience
  388. Trench digger
  389. Missing Toe
  390. Thundercat
  391. Prism
  392. Lottery Ticket
  393. Webcam
  394. Go Board
  395. Working from Burning Man (what's wrong with you?)
  396. Internet withdrawl
  397. Milkshake
  398. Ignite a Fart
  399. Helvetica
  400. Silly Putty
  401. Mimic Josh for 10 minutes
  402. Write a poem on someone (like, actually on them)
  403. Dissertation
  404. Blank Check
  405. Bento Box
  406. Grape Ape
  407. Undeserved Praise
  408. A Vision
  409. Shenanigans
  410. Kayak
  411. Foot race
  412. Floor routine
  413. Jim, Jimmy and James
  414. Flagrant disregard for authority
  415. Scratch 'n' Sniff
  416. Magic fingers
  417. Suck and Blow
  418. Huckster
  419. Bleached jeans
  420. Head of Lettuce
  421. Sears catalog
  422. An answer, blowing in the wind
  423. Disassembled hard drive
  424. Holy cow
  425. Plethora of Pinatas
  426. Guns a'blazin
  427. Jellybean sculpture
  428. Brick
  429. Call a Meeting
  430. Blank stare
  431. Cause and Affect
  432. Prickly Pear
  433. Drunk Texan
  434. Honeymooners
  435. ani defranco impersonator
  436. someone in a cast
  437. man on fire
  438. broken mirror
  439. mankini
  440. tap dancer
  441. watermelon
  442. slanket
  443. fire breather with facial hair
  444. retainer
  445. luau pig
  446. lei
  447. soccer mom
  448. evacuee
  449. sword swallower
  450. evolution fish tattoo
  451. young earth creationist
  452. decendent of charles darwin
  453. copy of "On the origin of species"
  454. someone missing a limb
  455. bathtub
  456. bald women
  457. astronaut
  458. trampoline
  459. Back-handed compliment
  460. McGuffin
  461. SUnflower
  462. Possibly cancerous mole
  463. Mariachi Band
  464. A centinnial
  465. The Blues
  466. Current/Former Boy Band Member
  467. Webbed Feet
  468. Eskimo
  469. Nobel Prize Recipient
  470. Flying Machine
  471. Santa Claus
  472. Marsupial
  473. Somali Pirate
  474. Madoff Victem
  475. Tango Performance
  476. Eggshell
  477. Australopithicus Afarensis
  478. Red Ink
  479. Duck-Billed Anything
  480. Pink Slip
  481. Professional (Paid) Athlete
  482. Robust Supraorital Torus
  483. Guy Fawkes Mask

2008 "Lost" list

scavenger hunt items - we need 224

  1. 1 hippy-free hour
  2. 10+ year burner
  3. 15+ body piercings
  4. 1st generation American
  5. 2.3 kids
  6. 3 generation burner family
  7. 3+ person bike
  8. 3rd nipple*
  9. 6 foot man-eating chicken
  10. 7+ scars
  11. AA chip
  12. absinthe
  13. air band
  14. alcohol donation*
  15. alien
  16. american flag apparel
  17. Anchovies
  18. angry boss
  19. animal control w/ capture
  20. animal slippers
  21. Aphrodisiac
  22. apple pie
  23. argyle socks
  24. art car drag race
  25. astronaut food
  26. baby burner
  27. Bacon, cooked
  28. Banana clip in use
  29. b-boy battle w/ beatboxer
  30. bedazzled fanny pack
  31. beer helmet
  32. Best ass on the playa
  33. best penis on the playa
  34. best tatas on the playa*
  35. best va-jay-jay on the playa*
  36. biodiesel art car
  37. bionic limb
  38. bite marks
  39. black belt in anything*
  40. black eye
  41. Bmorg rant
  42. brewery resident
  43. broken spirit
  44. brown coat
  45. buddha
  46. Bullet
  47. bullwhip
  48. burning man tattoo
  49. Byelorussian
  50. can of worms
  51. can-can dancers
  52. candy cigarettes
  53. Card Carrying Mensa member
  54. Carnie
  55. CEO of Fortune 500 company
  56. Cheerleader*
  57. Choreographed fight
  58. Chumby
  59. closeted gay
  60. coconut
  61. Coffee Donation
  62. comic book
  63. confederate flag with red neck
  64. contortionist*
  65. convicted felon
  66. couple willing to be wed
  67. Cowboy & Indian (chasing each other)
  68. crazy straw
  69. cryptozoologist
  70. cuban cigar
  71. cultist
  72. dancing queen
  73. DarkWad (evening hours, duh)
  74. Darwinism
  75. Dinosaur
  76. D-list or higher celebrity*
  77. DPW worker
  78. Dr. Carl camp doppleganger
  79. dr. named carl*
  80. dragon
  81. drunk furry*
  82. drunk sorority girl
  83. EL wire costume
  84. elected offical in public office
  85. Elvis
  86. Fairy Godmother Jack
  87. fake boobs
  88. False Prophet
  89. feather fountain pen
  90. firefighter
  91. flat tire
  92. flintstone vitamins
  93. Flock of unicycles*
  94. flying monkey
  95. folk singer
  96. foreign country id
  97. Formal wear
  98. French toast
  99. Funny joke
  100. gay for pay
  101. geisha
  102. Gerlach/Empire Resident
  103. girl pez
  104. Glory Hole
  105. God
  106. greencard
  107. grim reaper
  108. Group Song - Rainbow Connection (more than 10 ppl)
  109. guinness book record holder
  110. guy fawkes mask
  111. guy taller than Vaughn
  112. hairless person
  113. harmonica player
  114. harold's twin (glo-gnome)
  115. Hoosier
  116. Ice cream for ALL Dr. Carl members present
  117. illegal alien
  118. improv presidential debate
  119. insect
  120. interpretive dance on the American Dream
  121. issue of Piss Clear
  122. Jackalope
  123. jack-o-lantern of goodies
  124. Jazz hands w/ Fosse choreography
  125. Jedi*
  126. Jennifer Steele & Michael
  127. killer robot
  128. kiwi
  129. Larry Harvey (goddamnit)*
  130. life sized skeleton
  131. little tacos
  132. lounge singer
  133. Magic 8 Ball
  134. Mainstream clergy
  135. man in a pink tutu
  136. Man-boobs
  137. Marriage Proposal
  138. megaphone
  139. milky way
  140. Mirkin
  141. Missionary (position, otherwise)
  142. Monchichi
  143. monologue
  144. Moral compass
  145. Multi-racial married couple
  146. musical quartet
  147. naked frat boy
  148. Naked Virgin Burner
  149. native american
  150. Nemesis
  151. newlyweds
  152. nitrous oxide
  153. NKOTB paraphenalia
  154. NY Times
  155. Organ donor
  156. penguin (human size or larger)
  157. penis pump
  158. penis puppetry
  159. Pharmacist
  160. Pizza
  161. Playa sushi
  162. polaroid of someone at trash fence
  163. porn
  164. power point presentation
  165. Previous year Dr. Carl winner
  166. puppeteer w/ puppet
  167. rainbow
  168. real boobs
  169. red-headed step child
  170. regrettable tattoo
  171. ren fair fuck
  172. Republican
  173. round off double back handspring
  174. rubber ducky w/ song
  175. sailor hat
  176. Satanic Verses
  177. save the man protester
  178. scientologist
  179. Secret
  180. Self felatio*
  181. Self Full-filling Prophecy
  182. sexually themed art car*
  183. Shirtcocker
  184. Singin' Ranger*
  185. skis
  186. someone on at least 5 substances
  187. someone we know that we didn't know was coming*
  188. someone who speaks 4+ languages
  189. Someone with Raver Scabies
  190. star wars art car*
  191. stonewashed jean shorts
  192. straight, same-sex make-out session
  193. strap-on
  194. sucubus
  195. surf board
  196. sword play
  197. Tango
  198. Tank
  199. tanorexic
  200. Tarot reader*
  201. taxidermy
  202. Telekinesis
  203. totem
  204. tour guide
  205. truffle shuffle
  206. tuxedo t-shirt
  207. ukulele
  208. umpire
  209. Unrepentant Bush voter
  210. Used condom w/ participants
  211. vietnam vet
  212. water wings
  213. wmd
  214. you call that an art car?*
  215. Your Mom
  216. zombie
  217. blank cards (8)


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